This one is too ridiculous. I have one more surprise for you, our sex video._x000D_ Yes, you read it right. We had sex several years back, and I recorded a video of it. Not just the video, I even saved all your passwords, contact lists and everything. I did all of this when you were in the wash room, trying to clean yourself._x000D_ Trust me, I can fcuk up your life if I want to.